Empathy Turtle

He felt everything displayed by people

He loved how he felt when they were happy

He had the greatest power of all Empathy

It was the Empathy Turtle

Now, the Empathy Turtle loves people

And a close second is his boots

His magnificent boots

He's a doof, but he means well

He has a gigantic heart

He's not always the best, and

A lot of the time,

He messes something up

Okay, everything

But he makes it up

Always

He always gives his favorite

Drink as a present

When someone feels down

If a Sprite Cranberry

can cheer up the Empathy Turtle,

Why can't it cheer them up

He always asks so nicely, too

"Want a Sprite Cranberry?"

The answer is never clear

Because it is always

The thirstiest time

Of the year.