A Big Pain in the ... Back

You remember Del my old neighbor that had borrowed my mules during his fight with cancer. As I mentioned he was old school and really mistreated this little team. I went to see 'em. Thru no provocation or fault of my own, that little John Mule, as I approached, swung around, showed me his butt and kicked me with, of course, both feet. I knew what he intended to do as soon as he swung around so I turned to make my escape but was...too late.

I was paralyzed from the waist down, or at least my left leg was and I was taken to the hospital in Ypsilanti, MI. Upon examination it was determined that I...